Friday, July 11, 2008

Louis Vuitton the preferred brand for indentured servants

The author would trade places with Cristiano Ronaldo in a heartbeat. He's widely recognized as the world's top footballer, makes $12.3 million a year and comes home to this every evening. But, evidently he's being treated like a slave.

Yeah, good point. The author minored in history and can't seem to recall any slaves he's heard about having it quite that bad. Ronaldo and FIFA president Sepp Blatter would be well-served to observe how overly-dramatic, overtly offensive comparisons have worked out for Jemele Hill and Bonnie Bernstein recently.

1 comment:

Bruce said...

those are some respectable reperations waiting at home for him