This guy is gonna regret this Sooner or later

You live in Texas, but you love the Nebraska Cornhuskers. You're a Tom Osborne supporter and you don't think that Lawrence Phillips was that bad of guy. You just can't wait for college football season. But how should express this desire? What would show the world you're passionate and clever and that Big Red's going to run all over Oklahoma this year? The obvious answer: make up a fake story about some 19-year-old kids you've never met getting busted for dealing cocaine.