Cleveland Indians just giving up

That Milwaukee Brewers clubhouse buffet really doesn't stand a chance now that C.C. Sabathia is coming to dine. ESPN is reporting that everybody's tilted-hat-wearing, jersey-number-tattoo-sporting former Cy Young winner is heading to Cheesehead country. The addition of the 290-pounder not only gives the Brewers a much-needed power arm, but also provides a worthy adversary for Prince Fielder when it comes to surface area arts.