So you're out enjoying a nice meal at a restaurant, trying to impress a date. You're a 45-year-old shipping manager and a life-long San Diego Chargers fan. You're also five-foot-five. Things are going pretty well. She's responding with steady laughter to your jokes, knows who Philip Rivers is and seems moderately interested in hearing the differences between onion rings and onion loaf. Suddenly, something is wrong. You're choking, oh my god you're choking. Somebody help you!!!!
Enter perennial Pro-Bowler Tony Gonzalez. But what do you do when a rival tight end wants to save your life? You drop your team allegiances and let the big guy maneuver.
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