Two blond teen girls seperated by a single ampersand

The author would be remiss if he failed to mention that the other author spent his day off covering a hot new musical group. Because Mr. Allen is so humble that he wouldn't bring it up in this forum, here's the final, authoritative word on Aly & A.J. If your last name is Quizno, there's one line in particular you may enjoy.

For the record, there may have been a time the author was asked to interview Miley Cyrus, but any records regarding that situation have been severely redacted by a litany of lawyers. This was before the whole 'Vanity Fair' fiasco of course.